THE ZOM ZOM CHRONICLES chapter 14 The Little Battery That Couldn't (Range Anxiety is Real)
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THE LITTLE BATTERY THAT COULDN'T
RANGE ANXIETY IS REAL
BATTERY LEVEL: 4%
ESTIMATED RANGE: 2 MILES
STADIUM DISTANCE: 5 MILES
"Brenda, did you charge the car after the garage escape?"
"I... prioritized rapid extraction over charging protocols. We were fleeing undead Crossfitters."
THE DEATH OF THE PRIUS
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
SYSTEM STATUS: SHUTTING DOWN.
We coasted. We crawled. We turned off the AC. We made it 2.5 miles before the Industrial District swallowed us whole.
LOCATION DETECTED:
JOE’S SALVAGE & SCRAP - BEWARE OF DOG
THE JUNKYARD KING
> BARK DETECTED: [STATUS: ALIVE]
A massive Rottweiler named Buster. Sharp, angry, and definitely not a Zom Zom.
CONTACT: JOE
Equipment: Welding goggles, propane torch/leaf blower hybrid.
"If you try to eat me, Buster eats you."
APOCALYPSE GAMES
"I spy with my little eye... Fire." (It was everywhere).
Brenda chose laser vision because "hands are required for filing paperwork."
Winner: Everyone. Lasted 8 minutes until Dave asked if zombies poop.
TACTICAL MAP
THE BIG BOOM
RECON REPORT:
The military rigged the bridge to blow. It is a chokepoint designed to contain the infection.
> THREAT LEVEL: LETHAL
"If you step on it... boom."
CURRENT STATUS: WE NEED A NEW PLAN.
