
š® The Top 10 Games That Made the Nintendo Switch Unstoppable (And Probably Stole Your Free Time) š®
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Ah, the Nintendo Switchāa console so versatile that itās practically the Swiss Army knife of gaming. Whether youāre docked, handheld, or awkwardly using a Joy-Con at a family BBQ where Uncle Bob is way too competitive, the Switch has something for everyone. But letās be realāit wasnāt just the cool hardware that made the Switch a global sensation. It was the games.
Hereās a hilariously detailed list of the top 10 games that catapulted the Nintendo Switch into the gaming hall of fameāand possibly ruined your productivity in the process.
šÆ 1. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
āHold my Deku Stick, Iām about to explore EVERYTHING.ā
When Breath of the Wild launched alongside the Switch in 2017, it didnāt just break sales recordsāit broke brains. Suddenly, players who thought they were just going to fight Ganon found themselves spending 40 hours collecting mushrooms, cooking dubious food, and trying to ride bears. The open-world was so vast that players spent more time climbing random mountains than actually saving Zelda. Plus, letās not forget all those āaccidentalā trips off cliffs because you just had to see what was down there. (Spoiler: It was never worth it.)
š 2. Super Mario Odyssey
āSo Iām a plumber⦠who can possess things with my hat? Iām in.ā
Nintendo took Mario out of the Mushroom Kingdom and into the weirdest globetrotting adventure ever. From New Donk City to a desert filled with mariachi-skeletons, Marioās new Cappy-powered possession gimmick turned him into everything from a taxi to a literal T-Rex. Super Mario Odyssey wasnāt just a gameāit was an identity crisis simulator for Mario. But hey, who wouldnāt want to be a sentient Goomba stack?
šļø 3. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
āI was just going to play for 10 minutes⦠5 hours ago.ā
New Horizons turned us all into virtual interior designers, landscapers, and part-time debt slaves to a raccoon named Tom Nook. Launched at the perfect time in 2020, when the world was collectively losing its mind, this game offered a peaceful escape where you could fish, decorate, and question your life choices after spending 2 million bells on a virtual hot tub. Letās be honestāhalf of us learned more about home decor from Animal Crossing than from HGTV.
šļø 4. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
āFriendships will end. Controllers will be thrown.ā
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is proof that nothing ruins a good relationship faster than a well-timed blue shell. With slick graphics, new tracks, and the ability to play anywhere, Mario Kart turned lunch breaks into death matches. And donāt even get me started on that one friend who always picks Baby Park and laughs like a maniac while chaos unfolds.
š¾ 5. PokĆ©mon Sword and Shield
āGotta Catch āEm All⦠and then spend 4 hours in a fashion shop customizing my outfit.ā
Sword and Shield gave us a whole new Galar region to explore, complete with Dynamaxing PokƩmon that looked like they skipped leg day. Whether you were casually filling out your PokƩdex or obsessively breeding shiny PokƩmon, Sword and Shield had enough content to make you question whether you needed sunlight ever again.
š 6. Splatoon 2
āBecause paintball is just too clean.ā
Splatoon 2 took multiplayer chaos to new heights by letting you ink everything in sight while maintaining questionable fashion choices. Whether you were defending Turf Wars or getting salty over losing in Ranked Mode, Splatoon 2 made sure that no surfaceāand no opponentāwas safe from a colorful demise.
š£ 7. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
āEvery character youāve ever loved⦠and a few you forgot existed.ā
With 74 fighters (and counting), Ultimate was like a chaotic family reunion where everyone was invitedāand someone always ends up flying off the stage. Ridley? Check. Piranha Plant? Why not. Sephiroth? Sure, letās get emo. Smash Ultimate wasnāt just a fighting gameāit was a celebration of gaming history that doubled as a test of who your real friends were.
š 8. Luigiās Mansion 3
āLuigiās finally getting his time to shine⦠and scream.ā
Luigiās Mansion 3 gave the green brother a chance to step out of Marioās shadow and into a haunted hotel where slime clones, mischievous ghosts, and Gooigi (yes, Gooigi) reigned supreme. Luigiās nervous whimpers and flashlight skills made ghost hunting oddly satisfying, proving that sometimes, itās okay to be the scaredy-cat hero.
šļø 9. Minecraft (Switch Edition)
āBuild, explore, and accidentally set everything on fire.ā
Minecraft on the Switch was like handing creative dynamite to players who already had zero chill when it came to building epic creations. Whether you were recreating Hogwarts, designing entire cities, or accidentally flooding your underground lair with lava (weāve all been there), Minecraft gave players infinite possibilitiesāand endless excuses to skip chores.
š 10. Monster Hunter Rise
āBecause battling 50-foot monsters is a legitimate weekend plan.ā
Monster Hunter Rise took the best parts of the franchise, added ninja dogs, grappling hooks, and rideable Palamutes, and created a game where weekends disappeared faster than Rathalos in a smokescreen. Whether you were soloing beasts or teaming up with friends, Rise gave players an adrenaline rush like no otherāand left many explaining to their bosses why they looked so sleep-deprived on Monday.
š Honorable Mentions (Because We Couldnāt Just Stop at 10)
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Hades ā Roguelike perfection where dying over and over is somehow fun.
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Fire Emblem: Three Houses ā Anime chess with enough romance drama to make The Bachelor jealous.
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Octopath Traveler ā Eight stories, one game, and a pixel-art masterpiece.
š® Final Thoughts: Why the Switch Dominated Our Lives